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Life is what happens to you
while you are busy eating cereal
and waiting for death.
And just existing is bad enough but now
people are expected to pre-exist??
And spiritually identifying as the last
sip of soda used to extinguish cigarettes
dropped inside a 20 ounce Dr. Pepper bottle
may or may not being going okay.
And compulsively repeating the phrase
while self-reflecting in the shower
may or may not be the real me.
And is there a Marvel character called
Super Dead Inside Guy, and if not,
BRIAN ALAN ELLIS runs House of Vlad Productions, and is the author of three novellas, three short-story collections, two books of humorous non-fiction (Sad Laughter is forthcoming from Civil Coping Mechanisms Press), and Something to Do with Self-Hate, a novel. His writing has appeared at Juked, Hobart, Monkeybicycle, Electric Literature, Vol. 1 Brooklyn, Funhouse, Heavy Feather Review, Talking Book, and Queen Mob’s Tea House, among other places. He lives in Florida, and tweets sad and clever things at both @brianalanellis and @HouseofVlad.