Howie Good: #NotTrump Series

Howie Good: #NotTrump Series

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I never fall for scams.
My Twitter has become
so powerful that I can  

actually make my enemies
tell the truth. The cheap  

12 inch sq. marble tiles
behind speaker at UN
always bothered me.  

It makes me feel so good
to hit "sleazebags" back –  

much better than seeing
a psychiatrist. I have never
seen a thin person drinking 

Diet Coke. If you saw
the Miss Universe girls  

you would reconsider.
They are an environmental
& aesthetic disaster. It's  

Friday. How many bald eagles
did wind turbines kill today? 

Assembled from Donald Trump’s tweets

Howie Good is the author of Dangerous Acts Starring Unstable Elements, winner of the 2015 Press Americana Prize. His latest book is A Ghost Sings, a Door Opensfrom Another New Calligraphy. He co-edits White Knuckle Press with Dale Wisely.